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These are a good way to meet and discuss ideas, problems and issues with many different people from around the globe. Or why not come in and chat about Huddersfield Town, or football in general?

WARNING: If you are under a certain age, please ask a responsible adult before going any further

Please do not misuse this or any other online chat facility. It is not funny or clever to use defamatory language or crude behaviour on the Internet.

Also be cautious when giving out any details about yourself, remember the Internet is an inanimate object, the other person may not be what he/she says she is.

Please read the full rules regarding this area and the main site 'Terms and Conditions'.

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Instructions on using the JAVA Chat room facility

1. Wait for the chat room applet to load and then click on then: (close any advertising using the 'close cross')

2. Enter a name in the 'Your name' section

3. Enter a profile in the 'Your profile' section (although you do not have to do this)

4. Then click on the 'Chat!' button to enter the room

5. To return to the Internet site click on the 'Return to website' link, this will take you back to the homepage

6. You will then enter the chat room interface. A list of users will be displayed, to see a users profile click on their name

7. To send a message, type in the message (white box) and press the enter/return button. The list of names is in the order the users entered the chat room

8. To turn off audio alerts and other 'default' settings click on 'options'

9. To leave the chat room, click on the 'closing-cross'

10. To have a 'Private chat' with any other users simply double click on the users name

If you find you have any problems using the JAVA chat room software you may need to make changes to your web browser. See here for a graphic of how to set up your Internet properties that should allow JAVA to operate correctly on your system. If JAVA is not working and you have selected the options under Microsoft VM, you will require the Sun Microsystem update which can be downloaded here then referring to the graphic make sure only the option with the red point is selected.

Enter The Chat Room

Please note the following ...

Please never exchange telephone numbers or addresses through this chat room, if you must please understand we have no control over this so please ascertain caution when doing so (no responsibility can be shown by the site over contents found or information disclosed by any users whilst using this facility).

This site is designed to be entertaining, safe and a discreet way to meet other people.

Please read the full list of rules here

If you have any further problems or if need help (or to report abuse) do not hesitate to contact us (either by clicking on the "Contact Us" link) or emailing chat@thisisthebarmyarmy.co.uk Please state the time it happened.

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Be aware that we have no control over the JAVA Chat-Room facility and accept no responsibility for any of its content. We will also accept no liabilities over what may happen, so please follow our guidelines and rules before using the chat room. However please email the chatmaster of the site if you find anything wrong with this facility. It is our hope that this facility will be used correctly by those that link to it via this site. But due to its external nature and the lack of real control over the Internet, there may be discussions youngster may not want to take part in. Common sense is needed from parents when leaving children on the Internet alone. Please be aware that clicking on the button below means you have read, understood and agreed to the rules and other particulars relating to the use of this facility.
THIS FACILITY CAN BE REMOVED OR SUSPENDED AT ANY TIME WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE.